I’ve met the girl that lives across the hallway from me once, while we were both on our way out. By the time I got to my car, I forgot her name. I think it’s Meghan or Emily or something. Anyways, that’s not important. Of note, however, is the fact that I think she’s a drug dealer. At least 5 times a week, she gets like FedEx or UPS packages. And since she’s also almost never home until late, these packages are either piled up in front of her door, or there are the “we missed you!” stickers from UPS on her door. Who gets that many packages?? I’m suspicious…